So i disappeared for a bit and I apologize.  I am back for now though so if you’d like to chat, feel free to come by.

Maybe not so NSFW

Starters that are a little dirty but could be completely innocent:
"That's pretty big..."
"Push it in."
"You had better wrap that."
"Room for one more?"
"Oh, that's nice."
"Harder. HARDER I said!"
"Put this blindfold on. I have something to show you."
"I've never done something like this before."
"Isn't that a little awkward?"
"I need it. Give it to me."
"Get in bed."
"I bought something today. Want to see it?"
"It's just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun..."
"Want to play a game?"
"Turn over."
"I've got something for you."
"It was enormous!"
"I'm exhausted."
"I got some whipped cream and chocolate sauce..."
"I'm hot."
"Please tell me you brought protection."
"I like coming in through the back door."
"Fine. Just keep quiet. I don't want anyone to hear us."
February 19, 2016 with 5,641 notes
send me a 😍 and i’ll find a picture of your muse’s faceclaim that i really like
November 12, 2015 with 9,901 notes
Anonymous asked;
❝you make my heart beat so fast...❞

That’s really sweet…

Anonymously send me a secret.
November 11, 2015 with 60,213 notes
letters to you

question-meme:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Dear [insert URL here],

November 10, 2015 with 1,098,133 notes
Make me choose between ___________ or __________.
November 10, 2015 with 110,298 notes
RELATIONSHIPS MEME

FLIP FROST: How far will you go to protect someone you love?
ICE MINTONELLA: Do you have a terrible past you wish to be kept hidden to the people you love? What is it?
JUBILEENA BING BING: What is the sweetest thing you’ve ever done to someone you like?
CITRUSELLA FLUGPUCKER: How do you try to cheer yourself up when you’re sad?
RANCINE FLUGGERBUTTER: Did you ever feel the need to pretend to be someone else just to get close to someone you like?
CORNELIUS CANDY: Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?
ICARUS LICORICE: Which would you rather think about, reminiscing the past, focusing on the present, or planning for the future?
NOUGETSIA BRUMBLESTAIN: Have you ever accepted any wrongdoing done to you just because you didn’t want any trouble?
GRACE DE MINTHE: Are you willing to set aside your personal goal to help someone reach theirs?
MINTY ZAKI: Do you care about what other people think of you?
CANDLEHEAD: Do you have a first love? Do you still have lingering feelings for them?
VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZ: Which is more important, justice, or mercy?
SWEET TOOTH: Will you sacrifice friendship for the sake of romance?
STICKY WIPPLESNIT: Do you have someone you look up to greatly?
CYNTHIA: Have you ever felt cast aside by the person you love most? Have you told them how you felt about it?
ATREN: Do you have a particular pet peeve that gets you absolutely berserk when someone picks on it?
LURKER: Have you ever harmed someone willfully because they made you angry?
SANDRA SUGARSPRINKLE: Does trying out new things make you uncomfortable?
November 10, 2015 with 1,013 notes
Reblog if you prefer multi-para/novella

silasaustin:

Finding partners who do can be a little tough, and for the most part, the tags dedicated to para aren’t active, so I thought it could help to make an actual post. Feel free to go through the notes to find partners, and reblog instead of liking whenever possible - it’ll help the post circulate, and more people will end up seeing it, which means more potential partners!

November 9, 2015 with 485 notes

kyosunlover:

aw :)

November 9, 2015 with 41 notes
THEME